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Old 07-Jun-2005, 09:31 AM
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club pick up story

A friend of mine went to a club and he was going around talking to girls and looking to pick up. He went up to a bunch of girls and started to talk to them. After a few seconds of small talk they asked him if he has a girlfriend. He answered "NO". They kept chatting and a few minutes later one of the girls asks: "Do you know a Jane"

He replies: " Everyone knows a Jane"

She then said: "Jane ______(her last name)"

His smile disapeared; He said: "thats my girlfriend" he put his had down and said:"please dont tell her" and walked away.

No thats funny- lol
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Old 07-Jun-2005, 09:32 AM
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Ha...what a sucker. Why have a girlfriend if you're gonna pull ish like that?
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Old 07-Jun-2005, 09:36 AM
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lol- i have a wife and i do it-lol -hopefully she doesnt read this- lol
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Old 07-Jun-2005, 09:41 AM
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haha BUSTED...rule #1 you have to know all of your girlfriend friends...rule #2 dont pull crap like that...lol
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Old 07-Jun-2005, 09:50 AM
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Big tyme BUSTED!! That's hilarious!
 
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lol..busted!!
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Old 07-Jun-2005, 10:16 AM
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if you have to cheat on your woman it means you should find a woman more suited to your needs and desires?
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Old 07-Jun-2005, 10:24 AM
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I think sometimes, it is the thrills of the "cheating" part that is exciting, like doing something bad and sneaky and try not to get caught.
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Old 07-Jun-2005, 10:27 AM
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strange is much better then your own no matter how good your own is- every guy knows that -lol

- i guess you dont have all the answers -lol


hey bruce do you go to the meets at all - have we met- i always get cofused who is who - we should get t shirts with our board names




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The moon is always bigger looking from another country;

The rice always smells better from the neighbour's house;
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Old 07-Jun-2005, 10:33 AM
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I've never been to a meet. I might go to a meet if it was at a bar.

I've had my one nighters, including a chick who didn't know English, and I forgot her name the next day when I saw her. I'm not a big of the one nighters...

strange can be done with one that is already your own. Just try something different than missionary.

Much better than tasting something strange, and definitely better than getting a strange rash.

The rice won't smell better somewhere if the rice at your house is exactly what you're looking for.
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Ahahahahaha, That sucks, I wonder if she'll find out!
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Old 07-Jun-2005, 10:37 AM
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what do you consider "something different"

I dont think there is nothing I didnt try.

All positions, private and public places, dressup, group, etc.

if you have an idea for me let me know- lol
this question should be in your other tread bruce - the one you answer all the questions- let me know something i didnt try before re above topic
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skull fxcking
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Did I hear the word "group"?
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Old 07-Jun-2005, 10:47 AM
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haha BUSTED...rule #1 you have to know all of your girlfriend friends...
And if your gf is a smart bitch you won't know all her friendsIt's always better to keep that ace in the hole...especially in times like that
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lol
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brain juice is nature's lube.
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what does that mean?
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"what does that mean?"
putting your dick in an eye socket and humping
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