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06-Dec-2002, 01:06 PM
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06-Dec-2002, 02:34 PM
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Dear Santa,
I have been a good Boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Adrian's Christmas party. It was Angelo who spiked the punch with too much Ice Tea. I can't help it if I drank 12 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Scent.
I thought it was funny when I put Ashley's Jeans on my head and danced the Yes on the Couch while singing `Touched By An Angel'. I didn't mean to break Adrian's Razor and don't know why Adrian would sue me for Yes.
I don't remember calling Pete's wife a big ball Cat---even though she looked like one with Red eye shadow and Blue lipstick!
And when I threw up on Paula's husband's Vagina, it was only because I ate too much of that Chips.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my 95 Civic LX through my neighbor's Living Room. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a small dog and have me arrested for robbing a store!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all huge and giangantic. And I'm really not to blame for any of this tiny stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and bird yours,
George (Really a nice Boy!)
P.S. It's only 12 bucks!
I have been a good Boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Adrian's Christmas party. It was Angelo who spiked the punch with too much Ice Tea. I can't help it if I drank 12 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Scent.
I thought it was funny when I put Ashley's Jeans on my head and danced the Yes on the Couch while singing `Touched By An Angel'. I didn't mean to break Adrian's Razor and don't know why Adrian would sue me for Yes.
I don't remember calling Pete's wife a big ball Cat---even though she looked like one with Red eye shadow and Blue lipstick!
And when I threw up on Paula's husband's Vagina, it was only because I ate too much of that Chips.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my 95 Civic LX through my neighbor's Living Room. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a small dog and have me arrested for robbing a store!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all huge and giangantic. And I'm really not to blame for any of this tiny stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and bird yours,
George (Really a nice Boy!)
P.S. It's only 12 bucks!
11-Dec-2002, 12:21 PM
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And when I threw up on kim's husband's dick, it was only because I ate too much of that ham.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my civic through my neighbor's roof. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a smart horse and have me arrested for robbery!
Bwahahaha
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my civic through my neighbor's roof. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a smart horse and have me arrested for robbery!
Bwahahaha
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