Sir_Civik

ok this is ridiculous I know, but it must be answered

setting up the Christmas tree. when putting the 'garland' or tinsel on the tree, is that a blue or a pink job? lights is usually the blue job, setting the tree in the stand is usually blue, ornaments could be both, but wrapping sparkles around the tree??! that is pink is it not??

Shazza

huh?

fingolfin

by blue and pink im guessing you're referring to men and women.

If you're that unsecure about your sexual orientation, and you need to ask I would say it doesn't matter
actually... even if you're certain about your sexual orientation it still doesn't matter


PS- why does it matter?

Pyro

^^ what he said!

Shazza

tinsel is tacky. but so are Christmas trees. yay tacky Christmas tree. how about wrapping yourself in tinsel?

k_r_a_c_k_e_r

iTrader: (3)

this thread is lame.

BTW.. grow some ***** and do it yourself.

bbarbulo

iTrader: (2)

just knowing that terminology means you got a bit of pink in ya

xray

^Lol.
Maybe the "Vik" part in his handle stands for Vicky...

starboy869

go put some tinsel on your tv screen and see what happens.

Cynikal.Mindset

i put the garland on my tree yo...women cant reach the top and tings bro!

Polkaroo Killa

Yes this is a ridiculous post.

My recommendation is that you get that tree and shove it straight up your ***. Then have your girl put tinsel around you.

Merry Christmas!

xocherryox

I would say let who ever can do it better do it - LOL! I did the lights because I am taller and have more artistic-ness to me =P

BUT TINSEL IS ICKY!

Cynikal.Mindset

tinsel and garland is ballin'

people with uptinght trees that have to be all matching and look like a magazine picture stink!!!

old skool ugly trees ftmfwy!!!!!

scary.robot

i think he is refering to his ********* being blue or pink...

one time mine were blue; give yourself a good ten minutes in the shower thinking about ***** things of that nature...

worked for me

xxSLiMxx

iTrader: (1)

I couldnt have said it better!! Merry Xmas pinkey!

bbarbulo

iTrader: (2)

so you can look at it one of two ways. you're homosexual and enjoy decorating for the sake of decorating, or you're straight and hope that a female visitor who's not a relative would notice your supreme tinselling skillz and would want to mate with you on the double.

no straight man ever willfully decorated anything. women are the reason men do anything. they're the reason you want a good job, they're the reason you wanna drive a nice car, they're the reason you wanna dress fly, etc. etc. etc.

Cynikal.Mindset

and women are the reason you do things like grow your beard, drink beer etc...too **** them off

Redeyelove

I have pretty much dedicated my life to pissing woman off. Not just mine, but their breed in general. Remember, this is a isn't a game & there will never actually be a winner.

You too can follow this life style, but be prepared as their may be a tad of agony involved.

bbarbulo

iTrader: (2)

you may do these things as a symbolic assertion of dominance... to signal that YOU'RE still the man.

the reality is that men no longer have any power at all. before the workplace revolution, a woman couldn't leave her man and be self-sufficient... hence women were forced into being in relationships loving or not. (also the reason why a man must pay alimony)
now a woman can say **** you, take your house, take alimony payments, and go out and get a job that pays just as well or better than your job pays... and you're fuct. in other words, thanks to divorce laws from 50 years ago and workplace revolution, men of today are useless saps who spend their lives trying not to get fuct. and worse still is, you can't simply not get married cuz of stupid common law spouse bull****. in other words, you need a new 'wife' every 7 years and never get married.

Adair

In all hopes, a good woman will take note and appreciate the efforts. I liked this comment, Bruno.