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Old 20-Apr-2004, 06:23 PM
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Atta girl!!!!

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife,
pinched her on the butt and said,
"If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control top panty hose". While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.

The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of
her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of that wonder bra."

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and
grabbed him by his little ****. With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman,the pool man, and your brother!"



HAHAH atta girl!!! have a good day and be nice to your girlfriends and wives.. lol
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Old 20-Apr-2004, 06:30 PM
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good one
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Old 20-Apr-2004, 06:44 PM
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That is a sick joke. I didnt even see that one coming at all.
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Old 20-Apr-2004, 07:22 PM
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that is so true.. be nice to the girls or else..
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Old 20-Apr-2004, 07:25 PM
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WTF...hahaha remind me not to make any comments about u.....LOL jeezz. . .
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Old 20-Apr-2004, 07:27 PM
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haha good thing i'm single then
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Old 20-Apr-2004, 08:43 PM
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lol there aren't enough posts in the world to stop you from commenting lol say what you must, but respect it.
but that's ok , goes both ways..

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Old 20-Apr-2004, 09:05 PM
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me??? or the girl in the joke???
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no not you sweetie

sorry for the confusion
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Old 20-Apr-2004, 09:13 PM
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thanks..i read it wrong, no problem... i was just like??? heyy!!! lol
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Old 20-Apr-2004, 09:40 PM
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I feel a sudden pain down the sack....

Death grip? DANG!
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older married hot chix are wicked!!

besides, who is she to complain, he makes the money while she's ****ing the mail man all she's gotta do is look good next to her husband
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lol, that is why i keep my mouth shut... lol

death grip......... ouch
 
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haha, that's a good one.
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hahaha thats great. The chick sounds fat and ugly anyway what does he care
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jokes hehehe..
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Old 21-Apr-2004, 08:25 AM
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Originally posted by bbarbulo
older married hot chix are wicked!!

besides, who is she to complain, he makes the money while she's ****ing the mail man all she's gotta do is look good next to her husband
nnot to mention ****ing the pool man and the gardener and his brother ...



LMAO it was a great joke...
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