ask me anything - i have the answer
01-Jun-2005, 02:35 PM
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I have a couple of questions:
Why are there still communist states?
Is there another intelligent lifeform out there that we can someday communicate with FACTS NEEDED FOR THIS ONE AND PROOF
Do we repeat history over again as the decades go by except in a bit more advanced way. . . .
Why can't birds and frogs mate?
Why are crazy ppl crazy?
Why are there still communist states?
Is there another intelligent lifeform out there that we can someday communicate with FACTS NEEDED FOR THIS ONE AND PROOF
Do we repeat history over again as the decades go by except in a bit more advanced way. . . .
Why can't birds and frogs mate?
Why are crazy ppl crazy?
01-Jun-2005, 02:39 PM
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ERTW,
can you provide undenialable proof that you in fact are able to answer any question thrown at you?
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Maintaing the I am omnipotent theorem that can be derived from first principles, I can.
Question = [Comments of Bruce Tree] + (xDT + RT/x)
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DumbasSi,
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
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yes. when a fat guy gets himself wet in a heroin addicted ***** or if his girlfriend is anorexic. He will be skinny-dipping.
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Why does round pizza come in a square box?
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Because round pizza boxes would be too flammable to keep in a car.
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~ILLEST CIV~
Why are there still communist states?
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Because Fidel Castro is a bonafide pimp and no one can mess with his ish. Not even the Bush Coalition combined with the forces of Saddam could they take over Cuba.
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Is there another intelligent lifeform out there that we can someday communicate with FACTS NEEDED FOR THIS ONE AND PROOF
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If we is you and Goldbadge, no. Aliens refuse to talk to people who drive civics. I know this because they stopped talking to me after I got mine. I think they're jealous. You will get the proof you need if you buy a DeLorean and put in a flux capacitor. Go to the spring of 2036 and hit up The Jean Claude Van Damme Museum in Vancouver. You will find the information you seek.
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Do we repeat history over again as the decades go by except in a bit more advanced way. . . .
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History will repeat itself invariably if Stephen Hawking is correct. Everything you do has happening, is happening, and will happen forever time and time again. All things that are possible happen continuosly. This is a pretty basic concept of the existence of the universe. Look it up. Not decades though, more likes billions of years.
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Why can't birds and frogs mate?
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frogs smell bad so the birds don't like to rub their genitals on them. Sometimes they do in the Galopagos islands.
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Why are crazy ppl crazy?
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They're not. They are too sane for you too handle.
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GoldBadge,
Why would anybody turn to Bruce Fee for an answer?
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Because they're crazy.
can you provide undenialable proof that you in fact are able to answer any question thrown at you?
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Maintaing the I am omnipotent theorem that can be derived from first principles, I can.
Question = [Comments of Bruce Tree] + (xDT + RT/x)
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DumbasSi,
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
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yes. when a fat guy gets himself wet in a heroin addicted ***** or if his girlfriend is anorexic. He will be skinny-dipping.
---
Why does round pizza come in a square box?
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Because round pizza boxes would be too flammable to keep in a car.
--------------------------
~ILLEST CIV~
Why are there still communist states?
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Because Fidel Castro is a bonafide pimp and no one can mess with his ish. Not even the Bush Coalition combined with the forces of Saddam could they take over Cuba.
---
Is there another intelligent lifeform out there that we can someday communicate with FACTS NEEDED FOR THIS ONE AND PROOF
--
If we is you and Goldbadge, no. Aliens refuse to talk to people who drive civics. I know this because they stopped talking to me after I got mine. I think they're jealous. You will get the proof you need if you buy a DeLorean and put in a flux capacitor. Go to the spring of 2036 and hit up The Jean Claude Van Damme Museum in Vancouver. You will find the information you seek.
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Do we repeat history over again as the decades go by except in a bit more advanced way. . . .
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History will repeat itself invariably if Stephen Hawking is correct. Everything you do has happening, is happening, and will happen forever time and time again. All things that are possible happen continuosly. This is a pretty basic concept of the existence of the universe. Look it up. Not decades though, more likes billions of years.
---
Why can't birds and frogs mate?
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frogs smell bad so the birds don't like to rub their genitals on them. Sometimes they do in the Galopagos islands.
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Why are crazy ppl crazy?
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They're not. They are too sane for you too handle.
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GoldBadge,
Why would anybody turn to Bruce Fee for an answer?
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Because they're crazy.
01-Jun-2005, 02:48 PM
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Turbo4U
1. If you are still alive, 25 March 2063
2. When you can afford insurance for a rear wheel car that comes V6 stock.
3. because you suck (i can fly, i just haven't figured out how to shoot laser beams from my eyes)
4. the same reason why you can't see into the future.
1. If you are still alive, 25 March 2063
2. When you can afford insurance for a rear wheel car that comes V6 stock.
3. because you suck (i can fly, i just haven't figured out how to shoot laser beams from my eyes)
4. the same reason why you can't see into the future.
01-Jun-2005, 03:10 PM
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Bruce,, this is a funny thread...
in what year will we exhuast the world's supply of oil?
What will happen when the Oil runs out?
what is 2 + 2?
how many generations will have to go by before an exact duplicate of me is born? DNA after all has a Finite length and thereore while a large and seemingly infinite number of possibilities are available eventually an exact duplicate of me has to be born.
in what year will we exhuast the world's supply of oil?
What will happen when the Oil runs out?
what is 2 + 2?
how many generations will have to go by before an exact duplicate of me is born? DNA after all has a Finite length and thereore while a large and seemingly infinite number of possibilities are available eventually an exact duplicate of me has to be born.
01-Jun-2005, 03:30 PM
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corcoran_chris,
Why do asin girls have horizontal eyes but vertical vaginas?
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ASIAN girls, along with all other girls are built that way to confuse those who can spell
QUICKONTHEGAS,
What's my mother's first name?
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Her first name is Edna, but your family may have lied to you and the government about it all your life. Sorry to break the news to you if you have been lied to.
gatherer,
in what year will we exhuast the world's supply of oil?
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About 10 years after the death of George Bush. He has some interesting yet insane ideas about what to do with all the oil he is collecting.
What will happen when the Oil runs out?
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People with big American cars that drink way too much fuel will have long been broke. People with 1.6L engines will have saved tons of cash and only in debt to insurance companies by then.
what is 2 + 2?
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4
how many generations will have to go by before an exact duplicate of me is born? DNA after all has a Finite length and thereore while a large and seemingly infinite number of possibilities are available eventually an exact duplicate of me has to be born.
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3.47 x 10^100. Basically, almost 3.5 googles.
Why do asin girls have horizontal eyes but vertical vaginas?
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ASIAN girls, along with all other girls are built that way to confuse those who can spell
QUICKONTHEGAS,
What's my mother's first name?
--
Her first name is Edna, but your family may have lied to you and the government about it all your life. Sorry to break the news to you if you have been lied to.
gatherer,
in what year will we exhuast the world's supply of oil?
--
About 10 years after the death of George Bush. He has some interesting yet insane ideas about what to do with all the oil he is collecting.
What will happen when the Oil runs out?
--
People with big American cars that drink way too much fuel will have long been broke. People with 1.6L engines will have saved tons of cash and only in debt to insurance companies by then.
what is 2 + 2?
--
4
how many generations will have to go by before an exact duplicate of me is born? DNA after all has a Finite length and thereore while a large and seemingly infinite number of possibilities are available eventually an exact duplicate of me has to be born.
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3.47 x 10^100. Basically, almost 3.5 googles.
