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Old 08-Aug-2002, 01:48 PM
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Ask Jeeves............

A wealthy wife and husband were leaving to go to a banquet, so they decided to give Jeeves, their butler, the night off. An hour later, the wife found the banquet to be quite boring so she left while her husband was still conversing with some of his friends. When she got home, she saw Jeeves sitting at the dining room table alone. She took him up to the master bedroom, and locked the door.

'Jeeves, take off my hat,' she said, which Jeeves promptly did. Next she told him to take off her jewelry and gloves, and he did. 'Jeeves, take off my dress,' she ordered, and he did what he was told. 'Jeeves, take off my bra and underwear,' she said, and he nervously followed her order.

'Jeeves,' she started, 'I never want to see you wearing my clothes again, or you're fired.'
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Old 08-Aug-2002, 02:43 PM
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bah, i thought it was going to be something more sexual
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Old 08-Aug-2002, 07:41 PM
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You build it up just to drop us, Funny none the less.
 
Old 08-Aug-2002, 07:43 PM
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i've heard better, sounds just liek how 90EFHB almost got fired
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Old 08-Aug-2002, 09:19 PM
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Thanks dented appreciate the open invitation to reply....because of that comment I am officially one ahead of you again....post ***** somewhere else maybe in the 25 -50 group bracket...remember you have no internet access all weekend....post post post
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Originally posted by SiR-Racer
bah, i thought it was going to be something more sexual
Hahahah...I thought it was a question about the search engine
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