Anniversary Gift
16-May-2003, 05:17 PM
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Anniversary Gift
John asks his wife, Mary, what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary.
"Would you like a new Mink Coat?" he asks.
"Not really," says Mary.
"Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" says John.
"No," she responds.
"What about a new vacation home in the country?" he suggests.
She again rejects his offer with a, "No thanks."
Frustrated he finally asks, "Well what would you like for your anniversary?"
"John, I'd like a divorce," answers Mary.
John thinks for a moment and replies "Sorry dear, I wasn't planning to spend that much."
"Would you like a new Mink Coat?" he asks.
"Not really," says Mary.
"Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" says John.
"No," she responds.
"What about a new vacation home in the country?" he suggests.
She again rejects his offer with a, "No thanks."
Frustrated he finally asks, "Well what would you like for your anniversary?"
"John, I'd like a divorce," answers Mary.
John thinks for a moment and replies "Sorry dear, I wasn't planning to spend that much."
16-May-2003, 05:31 PM
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well this is a slower board ... you've almost tripled my post count and I was a good 10 posts above other people ...
I ain't complaining (as you can see on my title I've given up the post ***** crown) I'm just saying wow....
I ain't complaining (as you can see on my title I've given up the post ***** crown) I'm just saying wow....
16-May-2003, 05:36 PM
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yes thats it let's plan a crime just so that I can be the biggest post ***** here....
did I mention I was busy most of the weekend getting the car ready for the sunday races... I'll have to schedule the kidnapping for next weekend....
isn't the point of kidnapping to get a ransom though?
did I mention I was busy most of the weekend getting the car ready for the sunday races... I'll have to schedule the kidnapping for next weekend....
isn't the point of kidnapping to get a ransom though?
16-May-2003, 05:41 PM
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hehehehe how many people here would pay for his return ?
now if it was bbarbulo...I think that could be an interesting venture...
anyways reading that joke a second time .. it's lost it's lustre of funny
now if it was bbarbulo...I think that could be an interesting venture...
anyways reading that joke a second time .. it's lost it's lustre of funny
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