Affair
10-Aug-2004, 10:25 AM
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Affair
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day,
their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they
made passionate love all afternoon.
Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around
8:00 PM.
As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes
outside and rub them through the grass and dirt.
Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and
drove home.
"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.
"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my
secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't
wake
up until eight o'clock."
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard!
You've been playing golf!".
their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they
made passionate love all afternoon.
Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around
8:00 PM.
As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes
outside and rub them through the grass and dirt.
Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and
drove home.
"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.
"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my
secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't
wake
up until eight o'clock."
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard!
You've been playing golf!".
j/k
thats good...
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