greg_sauga

Read and pay attention.

This method is proven and tested to work by me. Worked so well, that I guarentee it to work for you.


First off all, if you want to avoid getting a ticket, following the following easy steps exactly as descriped.


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When approached by an officer, knowing that your guilty of committing a traffic violation. You must immediately:

1. DROP A LOAD IN YOUR PANTS.

2. GET OUT OF THE CAR.

3. START SCREAMING.

4. TELL THE OFFICER THAT YOU'VE JUST **** YOUR PANTS, AND THAT YOUR EMBARASSED, AND THAT YOU'VE JUST BEEN KIDNAPPED AND RAPED BY A GANG OF QUEERS CALLING THEMSELVES THE SMURF'S.

5. DROP YOUR PANTS, SHOW OFF THE ****, MAKE SURE YOUR CLOSE ENOUGH FOR HIM TO SMELL YOU.

6. BEGIN TO RUN AWAY, SCREAMING.

7. RUN FAST.

The Prophet

lol, thats great, i would love to see that.... cant say i would accually do it, but that would be priceless

The Prophet

and ya, u wouldnt get a ticket.... you would get a nice bed in the psych ward...

Civic Chick 69

my sister once was caught speeding..

and said she really had to go pee.. and it was hard for her to hold it cuz she was pregnant..
and she got let off....

maybe you guys can try that one

imported_gatherer

I don't think me telling the officer that I was pregant would go over too well

bdotdan

n1_taboo

DaRizzla

LOL^^^

imported_gatherer

don't you guys come up with your own lines?

The Prophet

just do like in the movie with Chris Farley and run from Killer Bees
lol

it seemed to work

Cynikal.Mindset

how about...dont speed!

imported_Redz81

i think it's funny when people argue with the cop about the ticket. then wonder why they never get let off. I kiss so much cop *** when I get pulled over. they at least lower it if not get off.

that's my tip

kiss ***

if you have donuts in the car... bonus!

later

Nova_Dust

Crap your pants? So you gotta drive with **** holding between your crack all the way just waiting to be caught?

Man that's gotta take some skillz YO!