Dipstick constantly reading no Oil yet I keep topping it up!
 

Hi again! So literally everytime I check my Oil now (which has been quite regularly lately since noticing this prob) that no matter how much I top up the Oil, the Dipstick is always reading empty. I don't quite understand! Is it possible the dipstick is just too short OR is some sneaky lil' creature comin out at nite n just inhaling the oil outta my Mizz.Civy coz seriously I am jus puzzled (n frustrated!) now hehe

Does your car have the correct dip stick? Is the dip stick bent?

Was your oil light coming on at all?

There is such a thing as putting too much oil in, so be careful.

Does your dipstick have 2 holes in it? ie: Is the end of it broken?
Have you set little sneaky monster traps yet?

What colour is your rear bumper near your exhaust tip? A nice solid black? What about when you're in VTEC does your exhust lay down a sick smoke screen?
-B