Would You Rather
 

Alright. this game's called Would You Rather.
The Poster posts a question, and then someone replies with an answer and then a question of their own. someone else answers that question and posts a question of their own, etc.

This got fun on TPC. I'll start things off.

Would you rather smell like crap 24/7 or have no hands?

Smell like crap.

Would you rather be poor and ugly or rich and blind?

poor and ugly


would you rather drive a super kitted out 93 cavalier with turbo, gunmetal hubcaps from crappy tire, purple sparkle flake paint, and green suede to look like Barney's car, or a 1987 honda civic stock cx model, with a cherry bomb glasspack and an enormous wing (automatic)?

http://www.kuiack.net/Photos/090202/...t_Ride_027.jpg
this is the closest thing i could find, but i'd probably take the cavalier. lol

eat a tube of toothpaste, or a shot of vodka with fresh bird crap in it?

i'm sorry, i meant this..

http://www.kuiack.net/Photos/090202/...t_Ride_028.jpg

lol probably the vodka shot with fresh bird crap... meh.. birds usually eat healthier than us... and humans eat various birds so can't imagine getting sick off of that. tube of toothpaste sounds like danger lol...

lol that car was probably getting ready for the first darknights event

Climax, forgot a question.

I'd eat toothpaste if its the one for kids. Lol

Would you rather get hit in the head with a microwave OR a 5 year old kick you in the "privates" as hard as the kid could.

Microwave at the head.

Would you rather have your finger crushed in a vice OR have a nails hammered under your fingernail.

finger crushed in a vise FOR SURE.

would you rather snort a line of pepper, or smoke a joint of dry, crusty dog poo?

Probably snort the pepper.



Would you rather lose your arms or your legs?

Legs

Would you rather walk in on your parents having sex? Or them walking in on you masturbating?

Thats a tough one. I would rather have them walk in on me purely because i would rather face humiliation than have horrible images in my head forever.

Would you rather go deaf or blind

Blind!

would you rather Have a firecracker blow up in your mouth, or drill a small hole in your own forehead?

^ Ha ha....I choose a firecracker blown up in my mouth.

Would you rather be slowly run over by a steam roller OR dunked into a tub of boiling hot water.

Thats the hardest one yet by far^


Probably get dunked though.


Would you rather your elbows were on the other side and your arms worked funny or would you rather backwards knees and have to walk like an ostrich

Mech-Legs. lol

for the men, would you rather have one testicle placed on a table and hit with a hammer [on your count], or LITERALLY **** a brick?

lol...i dont think anyone wants to take a crack at that question...thy both sound sooo painful...but i'll do anything ot keep my testicles alive ahhahaha....so im gonna go with option B..if thats humanly possible....

would u rather kiss Marilyn Manson and earn a million dollars or sleep in a pool of snakes to make that money?

Poisonous snakes? If not then sleep with the snakes. If poisonous then I guess I'd be making out with manson.

Would you rather sleep with a trans or a really really fat chick.

I'll do a fat chick over a tranny, no need to think about that...
theres a movie with Martin Lawrence i believe and how he sees these fat chicks looking like beautiful slim women...haha..reminds me of that

anways,
If it came down to it, would you rather break up with the girl/guy of your dream cuz you cant afford a ring or would you sell an organ to make that money for the ring?