The Wedding Test .. See for yourself ..
23-Apr-2008, 11:53 AM
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The Wedding Test .. See for yourself ..
THE WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had beendatingfor over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was onlyonelittle thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly benddownwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It hadtobe deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyoneelse.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over tocheck the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want onelast wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.Istood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards mycar.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask fora better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had beendatingfor over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was onlyonelittle thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly benddownwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It hadtobe deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyoneelse.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over tocheck the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want onelast wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.Istood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards mycar.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask fora better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
Last edited by Astrosi; 23-Apr-2008 at 12:09 PM.
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