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Old 29-Apr-2008, 09:56 AM
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Tired and Stressed !

I am constantly tired, and constantly stressed.
For a couple years I’ve been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason:
I’m tired because I’m overworked.
The population of Canada is 33 million.
15 million are retired.
That leaves 18 million to do the work.
There are 11 million in school, which leaves 7 million to do the work.
Of this there are 4.5 million employed by the federal government,leaving 2.5 million to
do the work.

500 thousand are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 2 million to do the work.
Take from the total the 1,100,000 people who work for provincial and city governments and that leaves 900,000 to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 712,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 711,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And you’re sitting at your computer reading jokes
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Old 29-Apr-2008, 09:57 AM
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Ha ha ha ha... good find!
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Old 29-Apr-2008, 09:58 AM
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hmmm, those stats can't be correct.





lol
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Old 29-Apr-2008, 10:11 AM
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people in school work
people arent in the hospital everyday for the rest of their lives
people are in and out of prison all the time

stats may be exaggerated and the context of the "joke" is ghey too...so get back to do your work...and obvi there are more than 2 people at almost any given job...so booo to this attempt at hillarity!!!
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Old 29-Apr-2008, 10:15 AM
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yeah, i am looking at more than 2 workers right now.



matt, you done yet? you know what i'm talking about.....
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Old 29-Apr-2008, 10:37 AM
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no, I have a mental block at the moment...I'm partway there though
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Old 29-Apr-2008, 10:40 AM
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Old 29-Apr-2008, 04:46 PM
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i sure know that i don't do work. work does me. it does me hard
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Old 29-Apr-2008, 05:19 PM
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I had a very good day at work, today. Perhaps that is the exception, rather than the rule...
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Old 30-Apr-2008, 09:00 PM
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Seen that before, but still pretty funny.
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