some friday afternoon humour
 

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their duties. The first man had married a woman from Pennsylvania. He bragged that he had told his wife to do all the dishes and clean the house. He said that it took her a couple of days, but on the
third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all
washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Kentucky. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, first day he didn't see any results, but by the next day it was better, and on the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Canadian girl. He boasted that he
told her his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry folded. And this was all her responsibility. He said the first day he didn't see anything and the second day he still didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little.


Got to love us Canadian girls!:thumbup:

a lil catholic humour
 

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple are
involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting
outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While they are waiting, they begin to wonder, "Could they possibly get married in Heaven?"
When St. Peter shows up, they ask him. St. Peter says, "I don't know, this is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves. The couple sits and waits for an answer. It takes a couple of months.
After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking
somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you can get married in Heaven."
"Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if
things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced, slams his clipboard onto the ground.
>
> "What's wrong?" asks the frightened couple.
>
> "OH, C'MON!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me THREE months to
find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a LAWYER?

Hahaha those are some good joke ... I betcha if they are only funny when you read them. Sometimes when you tella joke outloud it sucks

:haha: Those were funny...

haha, nice (woohoo 15)

that joke is an alternate of a serbian joke where the wives and husbands were switched around and the canadian wife, is the serbian husband. u goddamn cakers

lol cakers

lol.........10/10

hahahahahaha.... those are great :D

hahahahahahaha