Joke: sick leave
 

I urgently needed a few days off work, But, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy", then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, So, that the Boss might think I was "Crazy" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name of good GOD are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said, "You are clearly stressed out." Go home and recuperate for a couple of days." I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,
"..And where do you think you're going?!"
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She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark.

:-)

Haha

lol.

Great Joke .. that was great

loving the stabs at the blondies

rofl thats cute :p

hahah

Awesome!

that's stupid.

haha Bruce.

Stupid for the faux light bulb; the blonde for her ignorance; or the boss for believing in such lame excuse?

bhahahahaha blonde actually said something smart ;)

funny

HAHAHAHHA...that's was a good laugh...thanks nova.