90ls

A bus stops and two Italian men get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together.

I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again.

I come again and pee twice.

Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'abouta sexa?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

imported_cxtasy

LOL good one!

imported_GoldBadge

I figured out the punchline half way through and didn't bother reading the rest.

Nova_Dust

I just love the *** part.

imported_snotz

hehe
old but still funny

Younes Si

pritty good

imported_Bruce Fee

I only read it once.

sorry.

Notorious

lol

CivicGurl

I have seen that one before. I didn't even have to read the whole thing once.

imported_ERTW

90ls

Crackheads, its the name of the JOKE.

I know you all so smart.. RELAX PEEPS...

Oh i read it once , oh i did'nt have to finish.. goofs

imported_Bruce Fee

The name of the joke should be something a little more descriptive if no one read it twice, wouldn't you agree?

90ls

Spare me dude....

Tego

That's good!

imported_climax

hahaha