Home Away From Home
 

The traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a trim before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.

"I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down the hall is a vending machine that should serve your purposes."

Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the appropriate machine , inserted fifty cents, and stuck his head in the opening. Moments later, he pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life.

Two feet away was another machine with a sign which read, "Manicures - 25 cents."
"Why not?" thought the salesman. He inserted twenty-five cents, and stuck his hands into the slot. Moments later, he pulled them out and they were perfectly manicured.

The next machine had a huge sign which read, "This Machine Provides What Men Need Most When Away from Their Wives - 50 cents."

The salesman looked both ways, put in fifty cents, then unzipped his fly and inserted his penis into the opening. The machine started buzzing, and the guy let out a shriek of agony. Moments later, the machine shut off and, with trembling hands, the salesman withdrew his penis to find a button sewn to the tip.

weak

i don't get it

A co-worked just emailed it to me, and it was funny.

Now you better agree it was funny....or else!

Men can't sew buttons onto their clothes, hence they need this machine.

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gay

If by gay, you mean funny as fcuking hell, then yes I agree with you.

nope, gay

Dang.

go smack your co-worker for forwarding such crap

It would be gay if there was fudge on his tip.......a button...hmmmf...not really gay

Steve is gay all the time.

i'm funnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

if by funny you mean gay, then yes

Lol

Steve, I love you. You make me laugh.

Wanna make out?

Steve should trade in his quad for a bi.

ai chiknay....kaisa hai ray aaj tuu?

^^^ Well said, Matty... :pound: