scary.robot

Ever tried to cop a feel?

If so, how did it turn out? Slap in the face?

(I'm just here at McMaster University sitting at a computer station. This hottie next to me has the most glorious rack, and I am feeling so tempted...of course I won't.)



"don't be a tease, gimme a squeeze!"

Cynikal.Mindset

just do it, secretly women like it when a random man or woman squeeze their boobies

99CivicSiR

hahah do it, whats the worst that can happen? Get charged with sexual harassment, no big deal.

scary.robot

In a strange way there is a possibility I could get away with it. There are lots of people trying to quietly study in here. Therefore it would be embarassing for the both of us if we made a scene.

You think I should guys?

Should I sneak a grab?

What is the best plan of attack?

kingjames1983

I do it to my fiance... she gets upset sometimes lol
as for random girls? WTF have some respect if you seriously answer yes or you would

TroubEL

No reply for almost a half hour; I suppose it didn't go well...
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Or maybe his terminal session has ended.

Jay P

fail

Jay P

or... he did and he's getting it on.

d16y8

halarious

zeeman

iTrader: (1)

get up, but fumble while getting up, towards her, cop a feel and play it off like you tripped. Then give her a wink when you pick your things up and walk away....or possibly run away.

k_r_a_c_k_e_r

iTrader: (3)

BAH HA HA HA!!..

this thread reminds me of the scene in the bus in Billy Madison!..


Billy Madison: Hey I'm trying to score points with the teacher today. DON'T SCREW IT UP.
3rd Grader: I dare you to touch her *****.
Billy Madison: Touch her *****? That's assault brotha. You double dare me?
Billy Madison: [walks down the bus to the teacher] Uhhh Miss Vaughn, I was wondering how long there's to get there, I need to go to the bathroom.
Veronica Vaughn: Not too long now...
[Billy pretends to fall on her, while groping her]
Billy Madison: Oh, I'm sorry! Damn bus driver drives like an animal!
Veronica Vaughn: That's okay Billy, why don't you go back to your seat now?
[smiling]
Veronica Vaughn: I double dare you.
Billy Madison: [Stuttering] That... tit... accident...
Veronica Vaughn: Go back to your seat now.
Billy Madison: ...I... Yes...
[looking embarrassed now]

SlammedEm2

haha i remember that, and the bus driver eats all their sandwichs

spike

If you like her and eveything, have some respect, and don't do it.

starboy869

Be a man and ask her out for some coffee instead of acting like some little kid.

I highly doubt she'll be quiet in a study hall if she's offended. I just went thought this type of thing last night (had to give a witness statement) and buddy getting charged.

Gallagher

just grab em, who cares

bruce fee

if she looks like Veronica Vaughn then you should do it.

Fobwall

Be a man, do it.

shlammed

gross

fmtl

wtf, just ask the person out then you have all the time in the world to do what you want... why do you have to be sneaky like that.

It will be funny, if he decides to grab the girl and end up in some stupid criminal tv show.... rotflol

scary.robot

wow, some of you guys are so uncool...

I thought at least someone would have some good stories.