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Old 16-May-2003, 09:41 AM
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Difference between boys and girls when getting cash from an ATM

Boys:
1- Drive to the bank, park, go to the Cash Dispenser
2- Insert card
3- Dial code and desired amount
4-Take the cash and the card


Girls:
1- Drive to the bank
2- Check make-up in the mirror
3- Apply perfume
4- Manually check haircut
5- Park car - failure
6- Park car - failure
7- Park car - success
8- Search for the card in the handbag
9- Insert card, rejected by the machine
10- Throw phone card back in handbag
11- look for bank card
12- Insert card
13- Look for piece of paper where secret code is written in handbag
14- Enter code
15- Study instructions for 2 minutes
16- #Cancel#
17- Re-enter code
18- #Cancel#
19- Call husband to get correct code
20- Enter desired amount
21- #Error#
22- Enter bigger amount
23- #Error#
24- Enter maximum amount
25- Cross fingers
26- Take cash
27- Go back to the car
28- Check make-up in rear mirror
29- Look for keys in handbag
30- Start car
31- Drive 50 meters
32- STOP
33- Drive back to bank machine
34- Go out of the car
35- Take card back from machine
36- Go back to the car
37- Throw card on passenger seat
38- Check make-up in rear mirror
39- Manually check haircut
40- Go into roundabout - wrong way
41- BREAK
42- Go into roundabout - right way
43- Drive 5 kilometers
44- Remove hand break
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Old 16-May-2003, 09:44 AM
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Its been posted before, but still funny.
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Old 16-May-2003, 09:47 AM
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that would be funny if it was true, i've never done anything like that, or seen any other girl do that either
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Old 16-May-2003, 09:48 AM
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that's a good one
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Old 16-May-2003, 09:51 AM
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Good one man!
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Old 16-May-2003, 10:14 AM
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Ya, I figure it is an old joke, but just got it in E-mail so gotta share the joy with you people
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Old 16-May-2003, 12:02 PM
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Ahh man I just about pissed myself!!!! Especially the part with the parking attempts!!!
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reminds me of my mommy...hehehehe I have seen this before and it makes it funny
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