Roacho2

anyone have any good stories with discussions with cops?

my friend got into an accident on the 404... his car was pretty much trashed, but no one got hurt.. he 'lost control' and flew into some railings.... the police were confused as to what happened and actind like dicks...

they didn't charge him with anything, but one of the passengers really really pissed off one of the cops...

the cop first suggested the passenger he was talking to was drunk.

"I was drinking, but I'm not drunk. Not that it matters, I wasn't driving"

"why are you telling me about your drinking?"

"cause you asked me"

...

"Hey officer, can you give me a ride home?"

"Excuse me?"

"well, you're here to serve and protect, so server me"

"Yeah, you want donuts too? I have donuts in the car for you as well. You think that's funny?"

"Yes actually"

The cop didn't say anything.. and was pretty pissed...

The driver was from Iran and arguing about how much the tow truck rate was.

"I've been living in this country for 20 years and I know the rate is not 180 ****ing dollars! It's $150!"

I don't need to add that he wasn't able to get the price down.. haha

The tow truck driver actually gave my friend respect for pissing the cop off... apparantly it was the biggest ******* cop the tow truck driver knew.

cops can be real ********... there are a lot of good ones out there.. who sincerly want to help.. and are taking risks to make society a better place.... it's a shame there are so many of them out there that are complete ****ing dicks.

I know a couple of people who went into police training and became cops.

I don't think any of them should have ever been hired... people with bad tempers and control freaks.... now they have guns and a badge that lets them do whatever they want...

AggressiveAdam

well said


I was at the park the other day and a few undercover cops apporched us, we knew they were cops just because they were so heat score and we heard there radios which they were dumb enough leave on loud. Asked us what we were doing, said smoking weed, they identified themselves as officers (we continued smoking) they asked us what we had on us, told em another gram in my pocket and I put it down on the table.

he took it with our papers and said

stay in school
dont do drugs
and were going to smoke your weed

hahahahahha

I played the cocky card because hey, what are you going to do charge me for possession. it was hillarious because the cops did acually go burn our next spliff, didn't bother me in the slightest


they were there to bust vandels so cops were pretty cool with us, and didn't intruprt our session (although we I didn't pass the spliff because if a cop wants to be a dick you passing the spliff can be considered trafficing(

spracingsports

my cousin, whos a cop, (drives a GSR TEG) got pulled over and i was the passenger.

cop....can i see your liscense and registration
cousin..... hey dan
cop....huh?
cousin....what the F**K ws i doing dan?
cop....oh hey ryan(my cousin)
cousin....danny boy, why did you pull me over?
cop....uhhh, you were speeding werent you?
cousin....as a matter of fact i was going 5 under the speed limit?
cop.... oh okay..starts to walk away?
cousin....hey dan, wait... arent you gonna search my car? that IS what you pulled me over for, right?
cop....no, why would i do that
cousin....dan, dont lie, im a cop too, i know what we do
cop.... move along, you are holding up traffic
cousin....dont avoid the question
cop.... ill see you later, at the station (and he leaves)


that was the funniest thing i ever witnessed!

DJTre

hahaha, that's pretty crazy.

shaque

i said "wasup" to a cop once... and he said "hi"

Surfofpink

A buddy of mine is a cop and pulled me over just to say hi once. I saw him coming in the rearview and my friend was in the passenger seat and she's freaking out. He comes to my window and says "liscence and registration please". So I say to him "You want it? You can f**king get it yourself jerk". He asks me to step out of the car and my friend starts crying and saying "we're going to jail, OH my god we're going to jail". I get out of the car and he asks me to "****** em" on the car and I'm like "make me" and she get out and is like "Oh my god stop stop!!" So then he starts laughing and so do I. Oh man it was good times. We had to tell her everything was a joke and to chill out cause I thought she was going to panic attack and die on me. HAHA
Also, I had my prom picture taken with a cop cause my date got arrested for public intoxication. He was hotter than my date so it was cool. Cops are cool like that. I got kisses from all the cops on my birthday at the bar cause I was wasted. LOL

Loca_Boo

I was at this weak Hamilton Mardi Gras, and there was men flocking me bugging me, and this ****ing ugly piece of **** came up to me and he was being rude, I told him "I have a man, I just came here to have a good time with my girlfriends I dont need to hook up with anyone" and hes like "oh thats what your problem is? thats why you ignore us when we try to holla" and I was basically like "yeah... so? Im not single, sue me?" and he FREAKED OUT and made a BIG scene in the streets and then I saw some piggies coming so I loudly said in a white girlish voice "Stop harassing me" and then the cop came and stood beside me and the guy got scared and bounced...

then the cop was like "oh thats a bad way to approach a woman, if I want to talk to a girl I will just come and introduce myself and if she isnt interested I will just say ok well thanks for your time enjoy your nite" trying to sweet talk me or somthing.. what a loser...

DJTre

yeah some cops are pretty cool...but the majority of them are on hardcore power-trips. I get the feeling that probably 75% of the force were either the kids who got picked on in school, or people that weren't intelligent enough to do something else.

Loca_Boo

Donut loving pigs .. thts what they are.. I bet they woulda treated me a lot better when I got arrested if I didnt just wake up wearing dirty clothes.. those bitches woulda been licking my *** to the police station if I was cleaned up more


Its true that they give pretty girls special treatment and they get jealous of good looking guys or any guy whos living a better life and 90% are RACIST

DJTre

^^^^
hahaha



I don't understand how cops can be racist, I mean, minority rules when hiring right? So shouldn't a decent percentage of the force be people that aren't caucasion?

imported_Old_skool4g

i actually had the stupidist convo with a female cop, while her partner searched my car......she wuz fully like " sooo, wut skool do u go to?" they were so rookie, they pulled me over when i had my exhaust, it wuz loud so yah, but they didnt give me a ticket, and all they did wuz search one of my pockets ....and look thru my car....i had nuthing to hide except all the shyt in the back seat which at the time wuz car parts and shyt...lol i love rookie cops

electronblue

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I have never had any problems with an officer, I guess it is because I show them RESPECT and they show it right back.

You people have no respect for others, and that is why you get treated the way you do...

Without respect, you will get no where in life. So I guess I'll see you working those $8 an hour jobs forever, ah well somebody has to work them