Bacon and Eggs
29-Oct-2004, 10:14 AM
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Bacon and Eggs
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm,
his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the
little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little irritated, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for
breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
cereal. How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any
milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother! says, "I saw you kick a chicken,so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon
for a week either.
I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any
milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile,
and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?
his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the
little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little irritated, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for
breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
cereal. How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any
milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother! says, "I saw you kick a chicken,so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon
for a week either.
I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any
milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile,
and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?
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