How my car got ALMOST STOLEN
Well not my car but my brothers. Around 1:00pm i came home for lunch and I am sitting on my dining table (which is facing a window where the driveway is clearly visible. I am eating and watching t.v at the same time and I hear a door open and shut so i look to see if someone is comming to my house and look through the window to see two black guys sitting in my brothers 95 civic hatch ready to start it. I go into my room and grab my bb gun and open the side door that is beside the driveway and walk up to the car. Seeing as they are busy trying to start it with a master key I taped on the glass (driver door window) with my gun and they both looked at me and JUMPED in their seat thinking i am going to shoot at them. The driver cranks the window a little and starts saying how he is sorry and **** like that. And the other guy starts to trip out. I tell both of them to get out of the car and stand against my house wall while my brother went and checked everything out to make sure everything was there. Once everything was cool i told them to empty their pockets and take off the passanger's jacket (nice akademiks coat), told them to take off their hats and my brother took all of that plus their wallets took out their money and then we told them to leave. Oh this is when the fun began while they started to walk down my drive way i started to pop off some bb's they got so scared that both of them ran in two different directions and started ducking all over the place. Then my brother being a crack took the bb gun and started to shoot the driver a couple of times, he slipped and fell on the ground after the second bb hit him in the back of his head and mashed up his arm pretty good (scraped to ****). Anyways my brother learned two lessons today 1 is to make sure to alarm your car even in your driveway during mid day even if all your doing is stepping into the house for 2 mins. 2 is to always monitor the DVR setup at my house ever so often.
MORAL OF THE STORY: dont come by crow trail Rd. and try to steal a 95 hatch with gsr motor, gsr interior, spoon lip, spoiler and mirrors and 16's. btw i made a few calls to some of the ni&&az on the block turns out those were OT guys trying to jack ****. If they come back for seconds next time it wont be a bb:D |
hahah sick story...u shudda taken all there clothes then shot the goods....definatly make them think twice.
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I would have just started shooting those ****ers with the BB gun, forget talking, robb them and shoot them until your out of BB's followed by a swift kick too both ther face.
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who are the criminals in this story again?
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best story evar on tcc
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Classic
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Originally posted by ERTW who are the criminals in this story again? |
i'm just being sarcastic, in reality i think you did a good job defending your property, and i hope you dont have to face any consequences because of it
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Thats awesome Jay. Damn punks.
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Nice man
should have lit them on fire |
Jay, I am glad you are fine.
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LOL i am still cracking up thinking about it.
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You should have just called the cops.
Stealing their **** and shooting them with BBs makes you guys no better than them. Im sure it was a blast but not very mature IMO. They know where you guys live and could potentially come with all of their boys (but I doubt it because you have their wallets and license and everything) |
oh and its still fvckin awsome and its great to see that these morons got whats coming to them, but still not nice thing to do
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Originally posted by hdave You should have just called the cops. Stealing their **** and shooting them with BBs makes you guys no better than them. Im sure it was a blast but not very mature IMO. They know where you guys live and could potentially come with all of their boys (but I doubt it because you have their wallets and license and everything) all in all i could care less how many guys they bring lets just say my house has a burner ready to come on when i need it. lol |
****ing right jay
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i actually agree with that. if they are minors absolutely nothing will happen to them.
even if they are over 18 it'll be a slap on the wrist especially since they didn't successfully steal anything |
vigilante styles....nice....good work jay
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jay's the man....
too bad its not on video when those guys were running... definitely youtube material :thumbup: |
WTG. I would of beaten the **** out of them for trying to steal my sh!t.
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